1 00:00:01,139 --> 00:00:03,693 - Previously on Warehouse 13... 2 00:00:06,592 --> 00:00:08,732 - Thank you for remembering our appointment. 3 00:00:11,804 --> 00:00:13,599 - Artie! 4 00:00:13,634 --> 00:00:16,533 [electricity crackling] 5 00:00:16,568 --> 00:00:19,122 - How could you possibly have survived? 6 00:00:20,330 --> 00:00:22,677 The phoenix? 7 00:00:24,576 --> 00:00:27,199 - Harriet tubman's thimble-- it was me? 8 00:00:27,234 --> 00:00:28,752 Mrs. Frederic, it was me. 9 00:00:28,787 --> 00:00:30,616 - The worst case of identity theft ever. 10 00:00:30,651 --> 00:00:32,618 - It's not her fault. 11 00:00:35,552 --> 00:00:37,830 - James? James! 12 00:00:37,865 --> 00:00:40,764 - I'm sorry, arthur. 13 00:00:49,808 --> 00:00:52,535 - Hi. That's a great color on you, ma'am. 14 00:00:52,569 --> 00:00:54,606 Hello. 15 00:00:54,640 --> 00:00:57,298 - You're never gonna win these people over. 16 00:00:57,333 --> 00:00:59,128 - They will succumb to my charms, Myka. 17 00:00:59,162 --> 00:01:00,543 They will succumb. 18 00:01:00,577 --> 00:01:03,201 Hi. Hello! 19 00:01:03,235 --> 00:01:04,512 What--whatever! 20 00:01:04,547 --> 00:01:06,618 - Come on! - Call me. 21 00:01:06,652 --> 00:01:08,654 It's just bull! 22 00:01:15,558 --> 00:01:18,181 - Joy. Is it tuesday again already? 23 00:01:18,216 --> 00:01:19,665 - Uh, yes. 24 00:01:19,700 --> 00:01:22,289 Kiss, kiss to you, brenda. 25 00:01:22,323 --> 00:01:24,636 You got our stuff or what? 26 00:01:26,327 --> 00:01:28,295 - [gasps] 27 00:01:28,329 --> 00:01:30,124 - Finally! 28 00:01:30,159 --> 00:01:32,161 It only took six months. 29 00:01:33,541 --> 00:01:35,612 - Shipped in from d.C. This morning. 30 00:01:35,647 --> 00:01:38,201 - What, are you taking deliveries from the mob? 31 00:01:38,236 --> 00:01:41,929 - M-o-b, einstein. Myka o. Bering? 32 00:01:41,963 --> 00:01:43,655 - What's the "o" for? 33 00:01:43,689 --> 00:01:45,519 Uh... 34 00:01:45,553 --> 00:01:46,520 Olive? 35 00:01:46,554 --> 00:01:50,351 Olive oil? Olive garden? 36 00:01:52,664 --> 00:01:55,149 - So not telling you. - Whatever. 37 00:01:55,184 --> 00:01:56,840 Wait, hey, hey, b, b! 38 00:01:56,875 --> 00:01:59,222 What about my stuff? 39 00:01:59,257 --> 00:02:00,568 - Sorry, slick. That's it. 40 00:02:00,603 --> 00:02:02,225 - Wha--wha-- - If you don't mind... 41 00:02:02,260 --> 00:02:05,194 I'm watching a movie, and I don't have the tivo. 42 00:02:05,228 --> 00:02:06,850 - [sighs] 43 00:02:06,885 --> 00:02:09,439 [exhales deeply] 44 00:02:09,474 --> 00:02:11,476 - It's my books, my music, 45 00:02:11,510 --> 00:02:13,340 My fuzzy slippers. 46 00:02:13,374 --> 00:02:14,168 Yay! 47 00:02:14,203 --> 00:02:17,551 - Yay. Let me get you some salt. 48 00:02:17,585 --> 00:02:19,932 - Sorry. 49 00:02:25,421 --> 00:02:26,491 - They sit there, arthur, 50 00:02:26,525 --> 00:02:27,768 And they hoard the things that can save the world. 51 00:02:27,802 --> 00:02:29,597 You've had your chance, arthur. 52 00:02:29,632 --> 00:02:30,978 So many chances! 53 00:02:31,012 --> 00:02:33,498 You always hurt the one you love. 54 00:02:33,532 --> 00:02:35,603 Arthur? - Artie? 55 00:02:35,638 --> 00:02:38,227 Hey, you okay? - Yeah. I'm fine. 56 00:02:38,261 --> 00:02:39,883 - You sure? 'cause for a second there, 57 00:02:39,918 --> 00:02:41,644 You seemed untethered. 58 00:02:41,678 --> 00:02:44,716 - Weren't you supposed to be helping, uh, Leena install 59 00:02:44,750 --> 00:02:46,373 The rest of the new motion detectors? 60 00:02:46,407 --> 00:02:48,237 - Getting to it. - Getting to it? 61 00:02:48,271 --> 00:02:50,687 Claudia, if the Warehouse is vulnerable, 62 00:02:50,722 --> 00:02:52,793 Then we are vulnerable. 63 00:02:52,827 --> 00:02:56,521 And we are not going to be vulnerable ever again. 64 00:02:56,555 --> 00:02:59,627 And there are other threats out there. 65 00:02:59,662 --> 00:03:01,250 - Who, H.G. Wells? 66 00:03:01,284 --> 00:03:03,424 Sister friend kind of did us a favor by killing-- 67 00:03:03,459 --> 00:03:05,495 - Killing... Does no one a favor. 68 00:03:05,530 --> 00:03:08,567 That's why we have teslas, not bullets. 69 00:03:08,602 --> 00:03:10,535 That's why ethics are codified in the-- 70 00:03:10,569 --> 00:03:13,262 [computer beeps] - Saved by the beep. 71 00:03:13,296 --> 00:03:14,573 Looks like we got a ping. 72 00:03:14,608 --> 00:03:16,472 You want me to rally the troops? 73 00:03:16,506 --> 00:03:18,715 - No, what I... 74 00:03:18,750 --> 00:03:20,648 What I want is for you 75 00:03:20,683 --> 00:03:23,755 To help Leena install the rest of the new motion detectors. 76 00:03:23,789 --> 00:03:25,619 - Aye aye, captain bligh. 77 00:03:31,659 --> 00:03:33,523 - Hello, motor city. 78 00:03:35,284 --> 00:03:37,631 [tires screeching, crash, horn honks] 79 00:03:48,711 --> 00:03:49,953 [crash] 80 00:03:49,988 --> 00:03:52,715 [gunshots] 81 00:03:52,749 --> 00:03:55,545 - Aah! 82 00:03:55,580 --> 00:03:58,617 [classical music playing] 83 00:03:58,652 --> 00:04:06,522 ♪ 84 00:04:09,352 --> 00:04:12,631 - Now, that's something I never expected to see. 85 00:04:12,666 --> 00:04:14,909 - Yep, yep, yep. 86 00:04:14,944 --> 00:04:16,635 She must have found an artifact 87 00:04:16,670 --> 00:04:18,534 That makes her act like a girl. 88 00:04:18,568 --> 00:04:21,847 - Hmm, her aura... It's just so... 89 00:04:21,882 --> 00:04:24,540 - Happy? These things hold special memories for me. 90 00:04:24,574 --> 00:04:27,370 You know? It makes me feel like I'm, uh... 91 00:04:27,405 --> 00:04:29,717 Home. 92 00:04:29,752 --> 00:04:31,029 - We interrupt this concert... [music stops] 93 00:04:31,063 --> 00:04:34,515 To bring you your regularly scheduled job. 94 00:04:34,550 --> 00:04:36,552 All right, first this mugger is delivered 95 00:04:36,586 --> 00:04:39,555 To detroit metro police, and he's in a twisted streetlight. 96 00:04:39,589 --> 00:04:41,350 Look at that. He's in a coma. 97 00:04:41,384 --> 00:04:42,730 And then this drug dealer-- 98 00:04:42,765 --> 00:04:45,492 He is found dangling from this flagpole-- 99 00:04:45,526 --> 00:04:47,873 Pretty high up too. He's in a coma as well. 100 00:04:47,908 --> 00:04:50,324 And by the time it takes to print these photos, 101 00:04:50,359 --> 00:04:52,499 Our mysterious assailant strikes again. 102 00:04:52,533 --> 00:04:54,432 - A person did this? 103 00:04:54,466 --> 00:04:55,674 With what? - If I knew that, 104 00:04:55,709 --> 00:04:57,607 I wouldn't be sending you both to detroit. 105 00:04:57,642 --> 00:04:59,747 Plane's in an hour. 106 00:04:59,782 --> 00:05:01,542 Skedaddle. 107 00:05:05,891 --> 00:05:08,515 Ah, listen, I know things are awkward 108 00:05:08,549 --> 00:05:10,033 Between you and Claudia, 109 00:05:10,068 --> 00:05:12,415 But I need you working together and over it. 110 00:05:12,450 --> 00:05:16,523 - Don't talk to me. Talk-- - Just get it done. 111 00:05:16,557 --> 00:05:18,870 - [sighs] 112 00:05:26,464 --> 00:05:29,121 [tires screech, engine revs] 113 00:05:30,709 --> 00:05:31,883 - Oh... 114 00:05:31,917 --> 00:05:35,611 Now, that is a big hole. 115 00:05:35,645 --> 00:05:37,647 - So, officer kessman, according to the reports, 116 00:05:37,682 --> 00:05:40,547 You were the first on scene at all three incidents? 117 00:05:40,581 --> 00:05:42,721 - Yes, ma'am. I was out walking my beat, 118 00:05:42,756 --> 00:05:45,931 And I hear three shots fired, followed by a loud crash. 119 00:05:45,966 --> 00:05:47,899 And that's when I look up, and I see the hole. 120 00:05:47,933 --> 00:05:49,728 - But not what caused it. - No, ma'am. 121 00:05:49,763 --> 00:05:52,628 Fortunately, the occupants are out of town, 122 00:05:52,662 --> 00:05:54,837 So the only casualty's the perp. 123 00:05:54,871 --> 00:05:56,701 - Okay, well, thank you. We'll take it from here. 124 00:05:56,735 --> 00:05:58,703 - Yeah. 125 00:06:01,844 --> 00:06:03,811 - Three shots fired... 126 00:06:03,846 --> 00:06:06,849 No blood... 127 00:06:06,883 --> 00:06:08,678 No bullet holes. 128 00:06:08,713 --> 00:06:09,990 - Hey, mykes. 129 00:06:10,024 --> 00:06:12,544 Check these out. 130 00:06:14,097 --> 00:06:15,858 - Bullets. - Yesiree, bob. 131 00:06:15,892 --> 00:06:18,792 At least they used to be. Investigators didn't find these? 132 00:06:18,826 --> 00:06:20,552 - Investigators? With all the recent cutbacks, 133 00:06:20,587 --> 00:06:23,003 We're lucky we still have guns. Welcome to my world. 134 00:06:23,037 --> 00:06:24,867 - Kevlar? - No way a vest 135 00:06:24,901 --> 00:06:27,663 Would flatten a slug that much-- that's just freaky. 136 00:06:27,697 --> 00:06:29,734 - Welcome to our world. 137 00:06:32,564 --> 00:06:33,531 [beeps] 138 00:06:33,565 --> 00:06:34,670 - Yeah. 139 00:06:36,775 --> 00:06:37,776 Hello? 140 00:06:43,989 --> 00:06:46,509 Aah! Aah! 141 00:06:46,544 --> 00:06:49,995 Aah! 142 00:06:58,141 --> 00:07:00,799 [rock music playing through headphones] 143 00:07:00,834 --> 00:07:02,698 - Claudia. 144 00:07:02,732 --> 00:07:05,632 Hey, Claudia! 145 00:07:05,666 --> 00:07:07,772 - Jeez! 146 00:07:07,806 --> 00:07:09,981 Jeez, Leena. Skulk much? 147 00:07:10,015 --> 00:07:11,983 - Artie wants us to finish putting these sensors up. 148 00:07:12,017 --> 00:07:14,606 - Well, I'm doing this instead. 149 00:07:17,229 --> 00:07:19,473 - Okay, look. 150 00:07:19,508 --> 00:07:22,062 Do you want to just get it off your chest right now? 151 00:07:22,096 --> 00:07:23,891 - My chest is burden-less. 152 00:07:23,926 --> 00:07:26,584 Can't you tell by reading my aura? 153 00:07:26,618 --> 00:07:28,517 - I don't have to read your aura 154 00:07:28,551 --> 00:07:30,657 To know that you're pissed off at me. 155 00:07:30,691 --> 00:07:32,797 - Going back to work now. 156 00:07:32,831 --> 00:07:35,800 [music continues] 157 00:07:35,834 --> 00:07:43,186 ♪ 158 00:07:44,602 --> 00:07:46,707 - Neighborhood watch meets here once a week. 159 00:07:46,742 --> 00:07:49,020 Might be because loretta organized the group, 160 00:07:49,054 --> 00:07:51,609 And she makes the best pies in the midwest. 161 00:07:53,611 --> 00:07:54,922 - Pete, he said pie. - I know. 162 00:07:54,957 --> 00:07:56,648 I just want to make sure 163 00:07:56,683 --> 00:07:58,167 Everything's jake on the home front first. 164 00:07:58,201 --> 00:07:59,548 I'll be right there. 165 00:07:59,582 --> 00:08:01,204 - Thank you. 166 00:08:01,239 --> 00:08:02,999 - Look, all's I'm saying is 167 00:08:03,034 --> 00:08:06,555 You want to make an omelet, you got to crack a few skulls. 168 00:08:06,589 --> 00:08:08,798 - And I'm saying there are other ways 169 00:08:08,833 --> 00:08:11,594 To keep this neighborhood safe than vigilantism. 170 00:08:11,629 --> 00:08:13,562 Right, sheldon? 171 00:08:13,596 --> 00:08:16,703 - I've read that there are two types of criminals-- 172 00:08:16,737 --> 00:08:18,532 Parasites and cowards. 173 00:08:18,567 --> 00:08:20,189 - Amen, brother. 174 00:08:20,223 --> 00:08:21,811 Like that. 175 00:08:21,846 --> 00:08:24,020 Boom. 176 00:08:24,055 --> 00:08:27,714 [Farnsworth buzzing] 177 00:08:27,748 --> 00:08:28,922 - What? 178 00:08:28,956 --> 00:08:30,889 - [laughs] look, cranky's kind of 179 00:08:30,924 --> 00:08:32,546 Your natural state of being, isn't it? 180 00:08:32,581 --> 00:08:34,548 - What, please? 181 00:08:34,583 --> 00:08:36,723 - Three squashed bullets, okay? 182 00:08:36,757 --> 00:08:37,758 W-we think the artifact 183 00:08:37,793 --> 00:08:40,692 Has some kind of a bulletproof invulnerability. 184 00:08:40,727 --> 00:08:42,729 - Yeah, no, that wouldn't explain the hole in the wall. 185 00:08:42,763 --> 00:08:44,351 - Well, what if whatever it is, 186 00:08:44,385 --> 00:08:45,766 It does a bunch of different stuff? 187 00:08:45,801 --> 00:08:47,181 - Doubtful. 188 00:08:47,216 --> 00:08:50,150 - Okay. Well, maybe Claudia can do a little, 189 00:08:50,184 --> 00:08:51,565 You know, tippy-typy-- 190 00:08:51,600 --> 00:08:53,705 - Look, Pete, could you just figure it out? 191 00:08:53,740 --> 00:08:55,569 You're a big kid now. All right? I got to go. 192 00:08:55,604 --> 00:08:57,778 - Okay, look, Artie, this is a little too crotchety, 193 00:08:57,813 --> 00:08:59,124 Even for you. 194 00:08:59,159 --> 00:09:00,712 What's going on? - I'm sorry, it's nothing. 195 00:09:00,747 --> 00:09:02,369 It's just that I have a little... 196 00:09:02,403 --> 00:09:04,302 Rodent problem. 197 00:09:04,336 --> 00:09:06,373 Um, I'll have Claudia explore 198 00:09:06,407 --> 00:09:08,306 The invulnerability theory, all right? 199 00:09:08,340 --> 00:09:11,102 - gracias. 200 00:09:11,136 --> 00:09:12,586 - Hey. 201 00:09:12,621 --> 00:09:14,381 Detroit's almost finest. [clicks tongue] 202 00:09:14,415 --> 00:09:16,107 - Officer kessman... 203 00:09:16,141 --> 00:09:18,627 Large mochaccino and a slice of pumpkin to go? 204 00:09:18,661 --> 00:09:20,283 - Ah, not today, loretta. 205 00:09:20,318 --> 00:09:22,596 This is Agent Bering, secret service. 206 00:09:22,631 --> 00:09:23,873 - Hello. 207 00:09:23,908 --> 00:09:25,634 - I'm her partner, Agent Lattimer. Howdy. 208 00:09:25,668 --> 00:09:27,359 - Is the president in town? 209 00:09:27,394 --> 00:09:29,603 - No, no, we're just here on a local matter, 210 00:09:29,638 --> 00:09:32,088 And we could use the neighborhood watch's help. 211 00:09:32,123 --> 00:09:35,229 - The authorities need our help? That's not a good sign. 212 00:09:35,264 --> 00:09:36,610 - Yeah. - Well, I have to run 213 00:09:36,645 --> 00:09:38,785 To the bank. 214 00:09:41,719 --> 00:09:44,100 I'll be right back, but you can talk to sheldon. 215 00:09:44,135 --> 00:09:45,274 He works with the watch. 216 00:09:45,308 --> 00:09:47,725 Two slices of the lemon meringue for the agents, please. 217 00:09:47,759 --> 00:09:49,140 - Oh, you know what? I'm more of a... 218 00:09:49,174 --> 00:09:51,107 Twizzlers gal myself, but thanks. 219 00:09:51,142 --> 00:09:55,077 - But, uh, I'll take her-- her slice. 220 00:09:55,111 --> 00:09:57,113 - So what are you guys looking for? 221 00:09:57,148 --> 00:09:58,701 - Anything strange or unusual. 222 00:09:58,736 --> 00:09:59,909 - Yes. 223 00:09:59,944 --> 00:10:01,739 You know, something that could... 224 00:10:01,773 --> 00:10:04,396 Twist a street lamp or... 225 00:10:04,431 --> 00:10:05,501 Put a hole through a brick wall. 226 00:10:05,535 --> 00:10:08,366 - You see anything like that that fits the bill? 227 00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:11,334 - Uh, no. Sorry. Haven't seen anything. 228 00:10:11,369 --> 00:10:12,646 But I'll definitely keep my eye out. 229 00:10:12,681 --> 00:10:13,923 - Okay, then. 230 00:10:13,958 --> 00:10:16,650 If you don't mind... 231 00:10:16,685 --> 00:10:19,239 My city needs me. 232 00:10:23,001 --> 00:10:24,969 - You know, dudley do-right was first on the scene 233 00:10:25,003 --> 00:10:26,384 At all three locations. 234 00:10:26,418 --> 00:10:28,317 - Yeah. He's also p.O.'d about the cutbacks, 235 00:10:28,351 --> 00:10:30,699 And he likes to do things his own way. 236 00:10:30,733 --> 00:10:33,011 - Maybe he's doing things his own way with an artifact. 237 00:10:33,046 --> 00:10:34,910 - We should probably... - I think we should. 238 00:10:34,944 --> 00:10:36,705 - Mm... 239 00:10:36,739 --> 00:10:38,845 - Oh, uh, I'm gonna... 240 00:10:38,879 --> 00:10:40,743 Take these with me. 241 00:10:40,778 --> 00:10:41,744 Thank you so much. 242 00:10:53,963 --> 00:10:55,482 What do you think he's got? 243 00:10:55,516 --> 00:11:00,452 - I don't know. Wyatt earp's badge, maybe? 244 00:11:00,487 --> 00:11:02,696 - That's a good theory, olivia. 245 00:11:02,731 --> 00:11:05,837 Olga. Oprah. 246 00:11:05,872 --> 00:11:07,114 - Hey. 247 00:11:10,290 --> 00:11:13,051 - Game on. 248 00:11:17,815 --> 00:11:20,024 - I'm gonna go check out the bedroom. 249 00:11:30,551 --> 00:11:32,484 [crash] 250 00:11:34,452 --> 00:11:36,730 [loud clattering] 251 00:11:36,765 --> 00:11:40,389 [men screaming] 252 00:11:42,425 --> 00:11:44,427 - Hey, up there-- the window's been broken. 253 00:11:48,397 --> 00:11:50,433 - Freeze, dirty harry! - Surrender the artifact! 254 00:11:50,468 --> 00:11:53,160 - Artifact? What are you talking about? 255 00:11:53,195 --> 00:11:55,128 And what the hell is that thing? 256 00:11:55,162 --> 00:11:56,992 - What did you use to mop the floor with these guys? 257 00:11:57,026 --> 00:11:59,373 - I didn't do this. - Sure you didn't. 258 00:11:59,408 --> 00:12:01,513 - We got an anonymous tip, and I come run-- 259 00:12:01,548 --> 00:12:02,722 [gunshots] 260 00:12:10,833 --> 00:12:13,042 - No freakin' way! 261 00:12:13,077 --> 00:12:14,423 - Help me! Please! 262 00:12:14,457 --> 00:12:16,839 - Okay, just put him down nice and slow. 263 00:12:16,874 --> 00:12:18,289 - Aah! Aah! 264 00:12:18,323 --> 00:12:19,497 - Whoa! 265 00:12:25,572 --> 00:12:28,817 Who was that masked man? 266 00:12:28,851 --> 00:12:31,854 - That was no man. 267 00:12:31,889 --> 00:12:33,856 That was a superhero. 268 00:13:10,134 --> 00:13:11,307 - Pete, that was not a superhero. 269 00:13:11,342 --> 00:13:14,069 - No, that was the iron shadow. 270 00:13:14,103 --> 00:13:16,002 - The iron shadow? - Yeah. 271 00:13:16,036 --> 00:13:17,935 Only the most "awesomest" character of the silver age. 272 00:13:17,969 --> 00:13:20,213 You grew up in a bookstore. How do you not know that? 273 00:13:20,247 --> 00:13:22,008 - Real books, not cartoons! 274 00:13:22,042 --> 00:13:24,044 - Yeah, comic books! 275 00:13:26,184 --> 00:13:28,600 - A guy in tights just leaped over a building. 276 00:13:28,635 --> 00:13:31,017 - Yeah, best to omit that from your report. 277 00:13:31,051 --> 00:13:32,501 - What report? 278 00:13:32,535 --> 00:13:34,641 - All right. 279 00:13:34,675 --> 00:13:37,851 - Okay, that mask he was wearing looked kind of artifact-y. 280 00:13:37,886 --> 00:13:39,922 Maybe that's where he's getting those powers from. 281 00:13:39,957 --> 00:13:41,579 - No, the iron shadow doesn't have powers. 282 00:13:41,613 --> 00:13:43,270 He's just a regular guy 283 00:13:43,305 --> 00:13:45,169 Trained to be the ultimate urban samurai. 284 00:13:45,203 --> 00:13:47,102 - Okay, even ultimate urban samurai 285 00:13:47,136 --> 00:13:49,380 Can't leap over buildings, okay? 286 00:13:49,414 --> 00:13:52,107 Whoever that was has an artifact. 287 00:13:52,141 --> 00:13:53,660 We should have Claudia check the Warehouse database. 288 00:13:53,694 --> 00:13:55,351 - No need-- you're looking 289 00:13:55,386 --> 00:13:57,871 At a one-man iron shadow encyclopedia. 290 00:13:57,906 --> 00:13:58,907 Pick an issue, any issue. 291 00:13:58,941 --> 00:14:02,393 - I think we already know your issues, okay? 292 00:14:02,427 --> 00:14:05,534 So officer kessman said he got an anonymous tip, right? 293 00:14:05,568 --> 00:14:07,985 I bet you dollars to doughnuts where that call came from. 294 00:14:08,019 --> 00:14:10,297 - Doughnuts or pies. 295 00:14:10,332 --> 00:14:12,334 - Best in the midwest. 296 00:14:12,368 --> 00:14:13,991 - See, now I want doughnuts. 297 00:14:15,509 --> 00:14:16,994 - Since when does the secret service 298 00:14:17,028 --> 00:14:20,307 Investigate petty crimes? - Just open the safe. 299 00:14:20,342 --> 00:14:22,620 - Do you have any idea what this woman 300 00:14:22,654 --> 00:14:24,449 Means to this community? 301 00:14:24,484 --> 00:14:26,348 - Sheldon, it's okay. - No, it's not. 302 00:14:26,382 --> 00:14:28,350 You go after good citizens like loretta? 303 00:14:28,384 --> 00:14:32,181 I was robbed at gunpoint in my apartment. 304 00:14:32,216 --> 00:14:34,356 Bastards took my clothes, my computer, 305 00:14:34,390 --> 00:14:36,082 My collection--everything. 306 00:14:36,116 --> 00:14:38,636 - We all feel unsafe. 307 00:14:38,670 --> 00:14:42,882 We just want somebody to do something about it. 308 00:14:49,302 --> 00:14:51,269 There... 309 00:14:51,304 --> 00:14:53,444 Knock yourselves out. 310 00:15:00,969 --> 00:15:04,041 - What does this do? 311 00:15:04,075 --> 00:15:06,250 - It's a key. 312 00:15:06,284 --> 00:15:08,424 It opens things. 313 00:15:13,119 --> 00:15:16,570 - You, uh--you may want to cover your eyes. 314 00:15:16,605 --> 00:15:18,572 No? 315 00:15:18,607 --> 00:15:19,988 Hmm. 316 00:15:28,755 --> 00:15:30,308 - Nothing. 317 00:15:30,343 --> 00:15:32,345 - [exhales deeply] - Nothing. 318 00:15:32,379 --> 00:15:34,726 - Guess the iron shadow doesn't use keys. 319 00:15:34,761 --> 00:15:36,694 - Wait, the iron shadow? - Yeah. 320 00:15:36,728 --> 00:15:38,385 - Like the comic book? 321 00:15:38,420 --> 00:15:40,767 - Yeah, yeah, there's some guy running around town. 322 00:15:40,801 --> 00:15:42,596 - We're very sorry. 323 00:15:42,631 --> 00:15:45,082 Sorry to bother you. - Sorry. 324 00:15:45,116 --> 00:15:46,497 Sorry. - Thank you for your time. 325 00:15:46,531 --> 00:15:48,361 - Thank you. Bye. 326 00:15:48,395 --> 00:15:50,087 [door bell jingles] 327 00:15:52,261 --> 00:15:53,987 - Hello, square one... 328 00:15:54,022 --> 00:15:55,506 We meet again. - Okay, okay. 329 00:15:55,540 --> 00:15:57,715 Let's just think this through, okay? 330 00:15:57,749 --> 00:15:59,337 You're joe shmoe. 331 00:15:59,372 --> 00:16:01,684 You find an artifact that gives you superpowers. 332 00:16:01,719 --> 00:16:04,239 What do you do? - I track down ralph brunsky 333 00:16:04,273 --> 00:16:06,310 And give him the mother of all atomic wedgies 334 00:16:06,344 --> 00:16:09,382 In front of the entire seventh-grade class. 335 00:16:09,416 --> 00:16:12,350 Or I don the guise of my all-time favorite superhero 336 00:16:12,385 --> 00:16:14,249 And use my powers to fight crime. 337 00:16:14,283 --> 00:16:16,009 - Okay, okay. So--so... 338 00:16:16,044 --> 00:16:20,151 Where does a person like you hang out? 339 00:16:27,848 --> 00:16:29,540 - [laughs] yeah! 340 00:16:29,574 --> 00:16:31,404 - Okay. Artifact city. 341 00:16:31,438 --> 00:16:34,407 - No. Classic collectibles. - Potentially dangerous. 342 00:16:34,441 --> 00:16:38,204 - You go talk to the owner. I'm gonna do some research. 343 00:16:41,793 --> 00:16:43,830 - Welcome to the hairy tarantula. 344 00:16:43,864 --> 00:16:45,556 How can I-- hey, I know you. 345 00:16:45,590 --> 00:16:48,559 - Agent Bering. - Hi. What can I do you for? 346 00:16:48,593 --> 00:16:51,734 - Earlier today you were praising vigilantes. 347 00:16:51,769 --> 00:16:54,220 Are you aware that someone in town 348 00:16:54,254 --> 00:16:55,186 Is dressing up as a superhero 349 00:16:55,221 --> 00:16:56,601 And taking the law into their own hands? 350 00:16:56,636 --> 00:16:58,603 - Finally, someone's nutting up, 351 00:16:58,638 --> 00:16:59,501 Showing the cops how it's done. 352 00:16:59,535 --> 00:17:01,710 - Yeah, well, people are getting hurt. 353 00:17:01,744 --> 00:17:03,746 - Yeah, who? Scum of the earth? 354 00:17:03,781 --> 00:17:05,645 Boo-frakkin'-hoo. 355 00:17:05,679 --> 00:17:07,750 Who's this guy dressed up as, so I can order more of that? 356 00:17:07,785 --> 00:17:10,581 - Do you keep records of your customers' purchases? 357 00:17:10,615 --> 00:17:12,307 - Yeah. I got a pull list. Why? 358 00:17:12,341 --> 00:17:13,722 - I'm gonna need the names 359 00:17:13,756 --> 00:17:17,105 Of anyone who's ever bought iron shadow merchandise. 360 00:17:17,139 --> 00:17:18,761 - I like a woman who gives orders. 361 00:17:18,796 --> 00:17:22,110 - Just get me the list. 362 00:17:23,835 --> 00:17:25,665 - Hey. 363 00:17:25,699 --> 00:17:27,632 So is brutus beefcake our man? 364 00:17:27,667 --> 00:17:30,325 - He wishes. Did you find anything? 365 00:17:30,359 --> 00:17:32,120 - I sure did. 366 00:17:32,154 --> 00:17:33,776 Issue 112. 367 00:17:33,811 --> 00:17:35,709 "the government orders all superheroes 368 00:17:35,744 --> 00:17:36,814 "to reveal their secret identities, 369 00:17:36,848 --> 00:17:40,231 "but the iron shadow removes his mask for no man. 370 00:17:40,266 --> 00:17:42,302 So the feds send out--" - I meant, um... 371 00:17:42,337 --> 00:17:43,890 With our case. - Oh. 372 00:17:43,924 --> 00:17:46,755 - Mm-hmm. - No. 373 00:17:46,789 --> 00:17:49,585 - So what's with the whole underwear on the outside thing? 374 00:17:49,620 --> 00:17:51,415 - They're called trunks. - Okay. 375 00:17:51,449 --> 00:17:54,211 I just never pegged you for such a--what are they called? 376 00:17:54,245 --> 00:17:56,282 Fanboys? - Yeah, well, my sister 377 00:17:56,316 --> 00:17:58,698 Got me hooked on comics after my dad died. 378 00:17:58,732 --> 00:18:00,734 She thought it'd be a good escape for me. 379 00:18:00,769 --> 00:18:03,427 I've got every issue of the legendary iron shadow 380 00:18:03,461 --> 00:18:05,808 Except for number 46-- it's my white whale. 381 00:18:05,843 --> 00:18:07,672 Of course, if my stuff never comes, 382 00:18:07,707 --> 00:18:09,467 I'll have to rebuild my collection from scratch. 383 00:18:09,502 --> 00:18:10,675 - It'll come. 384 00:18:10,710 --> 00:18:13,299 - "there's only two types of criminals-- 385 00:18:13,333 --> 00:18:15,887 Parasites and cowards." 386 00:18:15,922 --> 00:18:20,375 [laughs] Best mantra ever. 387 00:18:20,409 --> 00:18:23,309 - Pete, I heard that today in the coffee shop. 388 00:18:23,343 --> 00:18:25,380 - What? 389 00:18:25,414 --> 00:18:27,589 - Trade you for your phone number. 390 00:18:27,623 --> 00:18:30,661 - Okay. Here. Sheldon said he lost his clothes, 391 00:18:30,695 --> 00:18:32,663 His computer, and his collection. 392 00:18:32,697 --> 00:18:34,872 - Good work, chum. To the batmobile. 393 00:18:37,840 --> 00:18:39,808 - It's just a rental. 394 00:18:44,606 --> 00:18:47,126 [computer beeps] 395 00:18:52,855 --> 00:18:56,652 - No, no, no. You're not the one doing this. 396 00:18:56,687 --> 00:18:59,621 - Not doing what, arthur? 397 00:18:59,655 --> 00:19:01,657 - Artie. 398 00:19:01,692 --> 00:19:04,177 Not doing what? - Nothing. 399 00:19:04,212 --> 00:19:05,696 Nothing did anything. 400 00:19:05,730 --> 00:19:08,940 - Artie, if there's something wrong with the Warehouse, 401 00:19:08,975 --> 00:19:11,253 You should tell us. - All right, enough. Enough. 402 00:19:14,739 --> 00:19:16,776 MacPherson. 403 00:19:16,810 --> 00:19:18,778 I saw him. - MacPherson? 404 00:19:18,812 --> 00:19:21,988 Where? - [laughs] the first time? 405 00:19:22,022 --> 00:19:23,748 By the escher vault. 406 00:19:23,783 --> 00:19:25,336 - Shut up. 407 00:19:25,371 --> 00:19:26,958 So first, he blows up the Warehouse, 408 00:19:26,993 --> 00:19:28,719 Then he dies in it, now he's haunting it? 409 00:19:28,753 --> 00:19:30,445 Dude, go into the light already. 410 00:19:30,479 --> 00:19:31,653 - No, no, ghosts don't exist. 411 00:19:31,687 --> 00:19:33,896 They're just a manifestation of a temporal-- 412 00:19:33,931 --> 00:19:35,519 But the dead can rise again. 413 00:19:35,553 --> 00:19:38,729 - Ugh! God, that vampire meme is so aught-nine. 414 00:19:38,763 --> 00:19:40,731 - Artie, are you sure this isn't 415 00:19:40,765 --> 00:19:42,733 Just a manifestation of your own guilt? 416 00:19:42,767 --> 00:19:44,355 - No, no, no. I have no guilt. 417 00:19:44,390 --> 00:19:45,805 I tried to save his life. He didn't want to be saved. 418 00:19:45,839 --> 00:19:47,358 No, no, no, this... 419 00:19:47,393 --> 00:19:49,257 This is something else. 420 00:19:49,291 --> 00:19:51,638 The accumulation of energy within the Warehouse 421 00:19:51,673 --> 00:19:54,745 Combined with-- see if we have this-- 422 00:19:54,779 --> 00:19:57,472 Combined with MacPherson's psychic residue 423 00:19:57,506 --> 00:19:59,474 May have triggered an artifact 424 00:19:59,508 --> 00:20:02,753 In the vicinity of the escher vault 425 00:20:02,787 --> 00:20:04,686 That projected an apparition. 426 00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:06,412 [computer beeps] 427 00:20:06,446 --> 00:20:08,724 - allons-y! 428 00:20:08,759 --> 00:20:11,002 Rasputin's prayer rope? 429 00:20:11,037 --> 00:20:13,281 - Would you do the honors? - Yeah. 430 00:20:14,765 --> 00:20:16,870 - You think I'm the iron shadow? 431 00:20:16,905 --> 00:20:18,424 I work in a coffee shop. 432 00:20:18,458 --> 00:20:20,598 - By day, maybe, but by night, 433 00:20:20,633 --> 00:20:24,050 You're using a power that's beyond your comprehension. 434 00:20:24,084 --> 00:20:27,571 - And maybe even beyond your control. 435 00:20:27,605 --> 00:20:31,471 - Look, I get it, man. Okay? 436 00:20:31,506 --> 00:20:32,507 It makes you feel powerful, 437 00:20:32,541 --> 00:20:34,854 Like you've just gone from a 98-pound weakling 438 00:20:34,888 --> 00:20:36,269 To a badass overnight. 439 00:20:36,304 --> 00:20:37,719 - But every artifact has a downside, 440 00:20:37,753 --> 00:20:39,030 And people will get hurt. 441 00:20:39,065 --> 00:20:40,653 - Yeah... 442 00:20:40,687 --> 00:20:41,550 The bad guys. 443 00:20:41,585 --> 00:20:44,450 - Or somebody that you care about... 444 00:20:44,484 --> 00:20:45,727 Like loretta. 445 00:20:45,761 --> 00:20:47,832 - You stay away from her! 446 00:20:50,973 --> 00:20:53,838 She doesn't know anything about this. 447 00:20:56,531 --> 00:20:58,671 They attacked me... 448 00:20:58,705 --> 00:21:01,363 In my own home. 449 00:21:01,398 --> 00:21:02,778 You have no idea what that is like. 450 00:21:02,813 --> 00:21:05,333 - Actually, we kind of do. 451 00:21:05,367 --> 00:21:07,680 - Sheldon, please... 452 00:21:07,714 --> 00:21:10,338 Just give us the artifact. 453 00:21:20,417 --> 00:21:21,970 - Okay. 454 00:21:22,004 --> 00:21:24,490 I guess I knew it was a bad idea. 455 00:21:24,524 --> 00:21:27,527 I'll just, uh, get it. It's in there. 456 00:21:30,427 --> 00:21:33,568 - [exhales deeply] wow. 457 00:21:33,602 --> 00:21:35,639 [rumbling] 458 00:21:35,673 --> 00:21:37,710 - What the hell? - Sheldon! 459 00:21:37,744 --> 00:21:40,057 [glass breaking] 460 00:21:43,716 --> 00:21:46,305 God, don't superheroes ever use stairs? 461 00:21:47,789 --> 00:21:50,447 - Ooh, spidey sense tingling. 462 00:21:50,481 --> 00:21:53,933 - Uh, Pete, just how powerful is this iron shadow? 463 00:21:53,967 --> 00:21:56,073 - You mean like in a fight with the hulk, who would win? 464 00:21:56,107 --> 00:21:59,076 - Okay, sure. - Well, the hulk by a mile. Why? 465 00:21:59,110 --> 00:22:01,837 - Um, yeah. 466 00:22:01,872 --> 00:22:04,150 - I will save this city! 467 00:22:04,184 --> 00:22:07,049 I will make it safe for her. 468 00:22:07,084 --> 00:22:10,812 And no one is going to stop me! 469 00:22:12,503 --> 00:22:14,816 [both groaning] 470 00:22:22,962 --> 00:22:24,619 - Unh! - Oh, god. 471 00:22:24,653 --> 00:22:26,759 - This is your one warning! 472 00:22:26,793 --> 00:22:29,865 Get out of my city! 473 00:22:35,423 --> 00:22:37,114 - Wow! 474 00:22:37,148 --> 00:22:38,426 - Wow? 475 00:22:40,220 --> 00:22:41,912 I mean, did you see his hand tremors? 476 00:22:41,946 --> 00:22:43,776 Neurological damage. 477 00:22:43,810 --> 00:22:46,192 Could be a side effect of molecular alteration. 478 00:22:46,226 --> 00:22:48,988 - Okay, so sheldon's bulletproof one minute 479 00:22:49,022 --> 00:22:51,404 And then able to leap tall buildings in a single bound 480 00:22:51,439 --> 00:22:52,716 The next because... 481 00:22:52,750 --> 00:22:54,511 - Because he's altering his density. 482 00:22:54,545 --> 00:22:57,445 - With what? 483 00:22:57,479 --> 00:22:59,447 - So this is some kind of super gooer? 484 00:22:59,481 --> 00:23:02,657 - This scrubber mollifies 485 00:23:02,691 --> 00:23:04,486 Psychically triggered artifacts 486 00:23:04,521 --> 00:23:08,145 By really getting down into those pesky, 487 00:23:08,179 --> 00:23:10,458 Hard-to-reach pores. 488 00:23:10,492 --> 00:23:12,425 - So that's how rasputin 489 00:23:12,460 --> 00:23:14,531 Survived all those assassination attempts. 490 00:23:14,565 --> 00:23:15,808 - [laughs] survived? No, no, no. 491 00:23:15,842 --> 00:23:17,430 Nah, they got him the very first try. 492 00:23:17,465 --> 00:23:19,018 No, the romanovs needed their enemies, 493 00:23:19,052 --> 00:23:20,778 The bolsheviks, for example, 494 00:23:20,813 --> 00:23:23,091 To believe that the mad monk 495 00:23:23,125 --> 00:23:26,681 Cheated death over and over again. 496 00:23:26,715 --> 00:23:29,649 So what they did was they resurrected rasputin 497 00:23:29,684 --> 00:23:32,134 By using this prayer rope. 498 00:23:32,169 --> 00:23:33,688 It did not get rid of the bolsheviks, 499 00:23:33,722 --> 00:23:36,000 So the birth of communism-- - I hate this course. 500 00:23:36,035 --> 00:23:37,968 - Oh. Sorry. 501 00:23:38,002 --> 00:23:39,590 So anyway, a good scrubbing 502 00:23:39,625 --> 00:23:41,903 Should get rid of MacPherson. 503 00:23:48,772 --> 00:23:52,051 [machine humming] 504 00:23:52,085 --> 00:23:53,984 Ah! 505 00:23:54,018 --> 00:23:55,848 [electricity crackling] 506 00:24:02,233 --> 00:24:05,444 Okay. Okay. 507 00:24:14,936 --> 00:24:15,937 - Ew. 508 00:24:18,767 --> 00:24:20,528 This house... 509 00:24:20,562 --> 00:24:22,840 Is clean. 510 00:24:25,325 --> 00:24:27,535 - James? 511 00:24:27,569 --> 00:24:28,501 do svidanya. 512 00:24:28,536 --> 00:24:29,813 Ladies... 513 00:24:29,847 --> 00:24:31,780 As you were. 514 00:24:34,818 --> 00:24:37,061 - Okay. 515 00:24:37,096 --> 00:24:39,616 Of all the people you could have turned into, 516 00:24:39,650 --> 00:24:40,927 You picked me. 517 00:24:40,962 --> 00:24:42,964 I don't know-- I-I guess you were 518 00:24:42,998 --> 00:24:44,690 Under some kind of weird spell or something, 519 00:24:44,724 --> 00:24:46,277 But I can't help feeling betrayed, 520 00:24:46,312 --> 00:24:47,727 Because I almost lost 521 00:24:47,762 --> 00:24:49,833 The only real family I've ever had, 522 00:24:49,867 --> 00:24:52,801 Because you decided to pick me. 523 00:24:53,561 --> 00:24:55,148 - I didn't pick you. 524 00:24:55,183 --> 00:24:58,013 Can't you see what MacPherson has done? 525 00:24:58,048 --> 00:25:00,844 He's turned us all against each other. 526 00:25:00,878 --> 00:25:04,675 Artie? Artie's paranoid, and you're suspicious. 527 00:25:04,710 --> 00:25:08,783 Without trust, we're all vulnerable. 528 00:25:08,817 --> 00:25:10,681 And by the way, 529 00:25:10,716 --> 00:25:14,858 You're not the only one who almost lost her family. 530 00:25:17,688 --> 00:25:20,795 [Farnsworth buzzing] 531 00:25:22,866 --> 00:25:26,179 - Hey, claud, I want to run a theory by you--you busy? 532 00:25:26,214 --> 00:25:28,699 - No. No. No, I'm good to go. 533 00:25:37,328 --> 00:25:40,366 - [humming, playing piano] 534 00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:43,783 - You can't be rid of me that easily, arthur. 535 00:25:46,234 --> 00:25:49,789 - I will not let you win! 536 00:25:52,102 --> 00:25:53,759 - Gold star on the density altering. 537 00:25:53,793 --> 00:25:55,277 I ran it by grumpzilla. 538 00:25:55,312 --> 00:25:56,693 He pointed me to three items. 539 00:25:56,727 --> 00:25:59,143 Samson's jawbone, babe ruth's bat, 540 00:25:59,178 --> 00:26:00,662 And bruce lee's punching bag. 541 00:26:00,697 --> 00:26:02,837 But they're all here in the Warehouse. 542 00:26:02,871 --> 00:26:03,907 - What about belts? 543 00:26:03,941 --> 00:26:05,840 A-are there any belts? - What? 544 00:26:05,874 --> 00:26:07,117 - Belts? Why belts? 545 00:26:07,151 --> 00:26:08,636 - Well, the iron shadow's belt 546 00:26:08,670 --> 00:26:10,223 Is made of an indestructible metal 547 00:26:10,258 --> 00:26:11,915 That harnesses his chakra energy. 548 00:26:11,949 --> 00:26:13,951 - Ding, ding, ding! There is, in fact, a belt 549 00:26:13,986 --> 00:26:16,747 That alters density and gives the wearer super strength. 550 00:26:16,782 --> 00:26:19,025 - Well, do we have it? - Alas, jacob kurtzberg's belt 551 00:26:19,060 --> 00:26:21,165 Is not currently in stock. 552 00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:22,684 - Jacob who? - Kurtzberg. 553 00:26:22,719 --> 00:26:24,755 Aka, jack "the king" kirby. He created-- 554 00:26:24,790 --> 00:26:26,205 - Comic book stuff. Okay. Got it. 555 00:26:26,239 --> 00:26:27,862 So if kirby's belt is the artifact, 556 00:26:27,896 --> 00:26:29,277 How do we counter it? 557 00:26:29,311 --> 00:26:32,314 - Artie had me categorizing some old darpa gak 558 00:26:32,349 --> 00:26:33,419 A couple weeks ago. 559 00:26:33,453 --> 00:26:35,352 Those guys were all about super-sizing soldiers 560 00:26:35,386 --> 00:26:36,698 During the cold war. 561 00:26:36,733 --> 00:26:38,148 I'll dig in and holla back. 562 00:26:38,182 --> 00:26:41,289 - Okay, so sheldon is unstable and dangerous, 563 00:26:41,323 --> 00:26:43,325 Plus he already considers us a threat. 564 00:26:43,360 --> 00:26:45,224 - Which means we're gonna have to play it by my book 565 00:26:45,258 --> 00:26:47,847 And not yours, so... 566 00:26:47,882 --> 00:26:49,849 If I were lex luthor... - Mm... 567 00:26:49,884 --> 00:26:52,058 - I would go after the man of steel's greatest weakness, 568 00:26:52,093 --> 00:26:53,404 Which is... 569 00:26:53,439 --> 00:26:54,716 - Kryptonite. 570 00:26:54,751 --> 00:26:57,270 - No. 571 00:27:00,101 --> 00:27:01,723 - Lois lane. 572 00:27:03,104 --> 00:27:06,176 [thunder] 573 00:27:06,210 --> 00:27:09,835 - Loretta. 574 00:27:09,869 --> 00:27:12,044 - Sheldon, what are you doing here? 575 00:27:12,078 --> 00:27:13,942 Are you okay? - Do you feel safer now? 576 00:27:13,977 --> 00:27:16,151 - You look terrible. Here, sit down. 577 00:27:16,186 --> 00:27:19,327 Let me get you something. - You didn't answer my question. 578 00:27:19,361 --> 00:27:21,191 - I-I don't understand. 579 00:27:21,225 --> 00:27:23,952 - All I want is for you to feel safe. 580 00:27:23,987 --> 00:27:27,922 - Sheldon... 581 00:27:27,956 --> 00:27:31,753 I always feel safe with you. 582 00:27:31,788 --> 00:27:33,997 - Really? You do? 583 00:27:35,757 --> 00:27:37,897 - Yes. 584 00:27:37,932 --> 00:27:40,831 - I have to tell you something. - No, you don't. 585 00:27:40,866 --> 00:27:42,868 I already know. 586 00:27:42,902 --> 00:27:45,733 I can see it... 587 00:27:45,767 --> 00:27:46,975 In your eyes. 588 00:27:47,010 --> 00:27:50,013 - I never could have hoped for someone like you, loretta. 589 00:27:53,326 --> 00:27:56,329 Not who I was before, but now... 590 00:27:56,364 --> 00:27:59,194 Now things are different. 591 00:27:59,229 --> 00:28:01,714 - What do you mean? Different how? 592 00:28:01,749 --> 00:28:03,164 - It's for you, loretta. 593 00:28:03,198 --> 00:28:05,856 I'm doing this for you. 594 00:28:11,448 --> 00:28:14,002 I'm the iron shadow. 595 00:28:14,037 --> 00:28:16,729 - Oh, my god. 596 00:28:16,764 --> 00:28:18,800 Sheldon... 597 00:28:20,526 --> 00:28:22,839 - Okay, shadow-man, hand it over. 598 00:28:22,873 --> 00:28:24,841 - You two again. - We're here to help you. 599 00:28:24,875 --> 00:28:26,014 - I don't need your help. 600 00:28:26,049 --> 00:28:28,085 Don't you see the power I have? 601 00:28:28,120 --> 00:28:30,847 - Dude, you have no idea what you're messing with! 602 00:28:30,881 --> 00:28:32,780 - No, you don't! 603 00:28:32,814 --> 00:28:35,265 - Oh, here we go again! 604 00:28:36,853 --> 00:28:37,854 - What's happening? 605 00:28:37,888 --> 00:28:40,097 - Sheldon, you have to stop that! 606 00:28:46,276 --> 00:28:49,072 - I can't! - Sheldon? 607 00:28:49,106 --> 00:28:52,075 Are you all right? - No, loretta, look out! 608 00:28:55,250 --> 00:28:57,494 No! 609 00:28:57,528 --> 00:28:59,496 I have to get out of here. 610 00:29:09,437 --> 00:29:11,370 - [sighs] Pete. - Hey. 611 00:29:11,404 --> 00:29:13,372 - Is she okay? - Yeah, yeah. 612 00:29:13,406 --> 00:29:15,477 She'll--she'll be fine. She just, uh... 613 00:29:15,512 --> 00:29:18,101 She just lost it there for a second. 614 00:29:18,135 --> 00:29:19,481 - Sheldon. Where-- 615 00:29:19,516 --> 00:29:21,207 Where's sheldon? - I don't know. 616 00:29:21,242 --> 00:29:23,382 We need to shut him down, asap. 617 00:29:23,416 --> 00:29:25,867 - Please. This isn't his fault. 618 00:29:25,902 --> 00:29:27,386 He's only doing this-- 619 00:29:27,420 --> 00:29:30,561 - For you. He's in love with you. 620 00:29:30,596 --> 00:29:33,185 [Farnsworth buzzing] 621 00:29:33,219 --> 00:29:34,807 - Talk to me. 622 00:29:34,842 --> 00:29:36,291 - Good news! I've got just the gizmo 623 00:29:36,326 --> 00:29:38,846 To counter the iron shadow's powers. 624 00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:41,262 - Yeah, well, the bad news is you're in south dakota. 625 00:29:41,296 --> 00:29:43,609 - Have no fear... 626 00:29:43,643 --> 00:29:45,093 Claudia's here. - Nice. 627 00:29:45,128 --> 00:29:48,062 - Whoa...Cozy. 628 00:29:48,096 --> 00:29:50,374 Don't fret. Artie said it was okay. 629 00:29:50,409 --> 00:29:51,997 Well, what he actually said was... 630 00:29:52,031 --> 00:29:54,344 [incoherent grumbling] Go, go! [grumbling] 631 00:29:54,378 --> 00:29:57,623 Plus, any excuse to get away from Leena. 632 00:29:57,657 --> 00:30:00,177 - So what do you got? - This. 633 00:30:00,212 --> 00:30:01,972 Absorbs all forms of kinetic energy. 634 00:30:02,007 --> 00:30:04,009 - Ooh. - A soldier takes 100 rounds 635 00:30:04,043 --> 00:30:05,976 To the chest per second and doesn't break stride. 636 00:30:06,011 --> 00:30:07,357 Thinner than kevlar, way more resilient. 637 00:30:07,391 --> 00:30:10,222 And these puppies... 638 00:30:10,256 --> 00:30:11,913 - What? 639 00:30:11,948 --> 00:30:13,363 - A Claudia Donovan original. 640 00:30:13,397 --> 00:30:15,952 They channel the absorbed energy from the suit 641 00:30:15,986 --> 00:30:17,954 And allow the wearer to redirect it. 642 00:30:17,988 --> 00:30:20,957 Irresistible force-- say ni-hao 643 00:30:20,991 --> 00:30:22,061 To immovable object. 644 00:30:22,096 --> 00:30:24,995 - I am gonna get to play a superhero in real life! 645 00:30:25,030 --> 00:30:25,996 Awesome! 646 00:30:26,031 --> 00:30:27,929 - But there's a kink. 647 00:30:27,964 --> 00:30:29,413 The suit's energy-siphoning abilities 648 00:30:29,448 --> 00:30:31,381 Drain the wearer of all vital fluids, 649 00:30:31,415 --> 00:30:33,141 Causing paralysis in 60 minutes. 650 00:30:33,176 --> 00:30:35,005 - Oh, I'm only gonna need 60 seconds, 651 00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:37,663 'cause I'm gonna be all like biff, bam, pow! 652 00:30:37,697 --> 00:30:41,011 - And in men, it causes impotence. 653 00:30:41,046 --> 00:30:42,530 - Whoa. 654 00:30:42,564 --> 00:30:44,083 - Here you go, wonder woman. 655 00:30:56,233 --> 00:30:58,546 - Artie? - He won't leave me alone. 656 00:30:58,580 --> 00:31:00,928 Why can't I make him leave me alone? 657 00:31:00,962 --> 00:31:03,206 It's not guilt. It's not artifacts. 658 00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:05,967 I really have no idea what the hell it is. 659 00:31:06,002 --> 00:31:08,452 - Maybe you two aren't finished with each other. 660 00:31:08,487 --> 00:31:10,316 - Oh, please, I was finished with James MacPherson 661 00:31:10,351 --> 00:31:12,077 15 years ago. 662 00:31:12,111 --> 00:31:15,149 - You parted ways, but you weren't finished. 663 00:31:15,183 --> 00:31:17,013 Artie, he was more than your ex-partner. 664 00:31:17,047 --> 00:31:18,186 He was your friend 665 00:31:18,221 --> 00:31:21,017 You shared a connection stronger than most people share 666 00:31:21,051 --> 00:31:22,121 In their whole life. 667 00:31:22,156 --> 00:31:23,709 - Death-- we shared a death. 668 00:31:23,743 --> 00:31:25,953 I think that's what it is. We shared a death. 669 00:31:25,987 --> 00:31:30,543 And we both rose from the ashes, and... 670 00:31:30,578 --> 00:31:32,614 We were both brought back-- that's what it is. 671 00:31:32,649 --> 00:31:34,064 We were both brought back. You think? I think. 672 00:31:34,099 --> 00:31:36,204 That's right. We were both brought back. 673 00:31:36,239 --> 00:31:39,035 We shared a death, and that's what we have in common. 674 00:31:47,250 --> 00:31:48,596 - If we don't get that belt, 675 00:31:48,630 --> 00:31:50,253 Those powers sheldon has could kill him. 676 00:31:50,287 --> 00:31:51,564 - And not just him. 677 00:31:51,599 --> 00:31:53,428 With those gravitational waves he's pulling in, 678 00:31:53,463 --> 00:31:56,431 He could pancake an entire city block. 679 00:31:56,466 --> 00:31:58,019 That way. 680 00:31:59,710 --> 00:32:01,954 - The factory. 681 00:32:01,989 --> 00:32:04,681 - What? What's-- what's the factory? 682 00:32:04,715 --> 00:32:09,065 - Before sheldon was laid off, he was an automotive engineer. 683 00:32:09,099 --> 00:32:12,102 He just goes there to think. 684 00:32:13,448 --> 00:32:15,934 - Sheldon! 685 00:32:18,384 --> 00:32:20,076 Is this how you want it? 686 00:32:20,110 --> 00:32:24,183 All alone in your fortress of solitude? 687 00:32:24,218 --> 00:32:26,392 We can help you. 688 00:32:26,427 --> 00:32:28,222 - Help? 689 00:32:28,256 --> 00:32:31,190 You already made me hurt loretta! 690 00:32:31,225 --> 00:32:34,504 I had everything under control 691 00:32:34,538 --> 00:32:36,092 Until you showed up. 692 00:32:36,126 --> 00:32:38,991 - This guy's off the charts! - I know. 693 00:32:39,026 --> 00:32:42,581 We need to call out the big gun. Come on! 694 00:32:44,065 --> 00:32:45,273 - Myka! 695 00:33:05,569 --> 00:33:06,536 - What are you doing? 696 00:33:06,570 --> 00:33:08,158 - Sheldon! 697 00:33:08,193 --> 00:33:10,195 You're not the iron shadow! 698 00:33:10,229 --> 00:33:12,404 And we're not some sinister government agents 699 00:33:12,438 --> 00:33:15,027 Trying to stop you, okay? 700 00:33:15,062 --> 00:33:16,477 We're the good guys! 701 00:33:16,511 --> 00:33:18,237 And we're trying to help you, 702 00:33:18,272 --> 00:33:21,171 Whether you want us to or not. 703 00:33:21,206 --> 00:33:23,104 - No, I don't want to hurt anyone else. 704 00:33:23,139 --> 00:33:25,037 - Then take my hands. 705 00:33:33,390 --> 00:33:35,461 Pete, come get the belt! 706 00:33:35,496 --> 00:33:38,499 - Aah! [grunting] 707 00:33:40,708 --> 00:33:42,054 I got it! 708 00:33:42,089 --> 00:33:45,540 - Myka! Use the gauntlets! 709 00:33:45,575 --> 00:33:47,370 - Aah! 710 00:33:51,788 --> 00:33:53,134 Ah! 711 00:33:58,381 --> 00:33:59,589 - Loretta! 712 00:33:59,623 --> 00:34:01,522 Thank god you're okay. I'm so sorry. 713 00:34:01,556 --> 00:34:03,489 - It's okay. It's over. 714 00:34:03,524 --> 00:34:06,078 They got the belt. - Belt? 715 00:34:06,113 --> 00:34:07,217 What are you talking about? 716 00:34:09,875 --> 00:34:11,463 - All right, that's troubling. 717 00:34:11,497 --> 00:34:14,155 - If it's not the belt, what is it? 718 00:34:14,190 --> 00:34:15,846 - Help! It's starting again. 719 00:34:15,881 --> 00:34:18,090 I can't get them off! 720 00:34:18,125 --> 00:34:22,129 - Holy underwear. It's the trunks! 721 00:34:22,163 --> 00:34:23,613 - Loretta, you have to get out of here. 722 00:34:23,647 --> 00:34:26,098 I can't control this anymore. - I won't leave you. 723 00:34:26,133 --> 00:34:27,582 - Loretta, come on! - Sheldon! 724 00:34:27,617 --> 00:34:29,584 - We have to go! 725 00:34:33,795 --> 00:34:36,591 - Claudia! What's happening? 726 00:34:36,626 --> 00:34:38,179 - His mass keeps increasing! 727 00:34:38,214 --> 00:34:39,836 He's approaching infinite density. 728 00:34:39,870 --> 00:34:41,700 - Well, that sucks for him. 729 00:34:41,734 --> 00:34:42,908 - Not just him, man! 730 00:34:42,942 --> 00:34:45,117 If sheldon collapses in on himself, 731 00:34:45,152 --> 00:34:47,188 He's gonna take the whole city with him! 732 00:35:05,206 --> 00:35:08,278 - Collapses in on himself... 733 00:35:08,313 --> 00:35:10,901 Like a--like a black hole? - Uh-huh. 734 00:35:10,936 --> 00:35:12,696 - How do we stop that? 735 00:35:12,731 --> 00:35:14,733 - You gotta siphon as much of that gravitational energy 736 00:35:14,767 --> 00:35:16,597 As possible... 737 00:35:16,631 --> 00:35:18,426 And then get those trunks off him! 738 00:35:18,461 --> 00:35:20,463 Just be careful-- your suit might not be able 739 00:35:20,497 --> 00:35:22,223 To absorb another round of energy. 740 00:35:22,258 --> 00:35:23,466 - We'll just wait for ya here. 741 00:35:23,500 --> 00:35:26,158 - Oh, thank you! 742 00:35:30,921 --> 00:35:32,406 - Okay... 743 00:35:38,343 --> 00:35:41,449 Aah! 744 00:35:50,596 --> 00:35:54,945 [grunting] 745 00:35:54,980 --> 00:35:56,947 Claudia, what's happening? 746 00:35:56,982 --> 00:35:58,570 - The suit has absorbed his power. 747 00:35:58,604 --> 00:35:59,743 We gotta break the circuit! 748 00:35:59,778 --> 00:36:01,469 - We got to get those trunks off of him! 749 00:36:01,504 --> 00:36:03,920 Aah! 750 00:36:05,542 --> 00:36:09,443 [Pete grunting] 751 00:36:09,477 --> 00:36:10,927 - Pete! 752 00:36:21,455 --> 00:36:23,215 - oy gevalt! 753 00:36:23,250 --> 00:36:26,460 Myka, Myka. Are you okay? 754 00:36:26,494 --> 00:36:27,564 - Super. 755 00:36:35,710 --> 00:36:37,816 Is everyone...? 756 00:36:41,544 --> 00:36:44,340 - My hero. 757 00:36:44,374 --> 00:36:46,997 - I bought a bunch of stuff at a yard sale 758 00:36:47,032 --> 00:36:48,585 To replace what I'd lost. 759 00:36:48,620 --> 00:36:52,693 The trunks were mixed in with gym clothes. 760 00:36:52,727 --> 00:36:55,005 Till I put them on, I... 761 00:36:55,040 --> 00:36:57,560 Had no idea they had such great power. 762 00:36:57,594 --> 00:37:00,563 - Well, with great power comes great responsibility. 763 00:37:00,597 --> 00:37:03,635 [Claudia chuckles] 764 00:37:03,669 --> 00:37:05,671 - What, is that, like, a thing or something? 765 00:37:07,501 --> 00:37:09,710 What? 766 00:37:09,744 --> 00:37:11,815 - Maybe, uh... 767 00:37:13,990 --> 00:37:17,442 Maybe some identities are best kept secret. 768 00:37:29,454 --> 00:37:31,732 - Wait, hold up. We're just gonna let him go? 769 00:37:31,766 --> 00:37:34,079 - An artifact took control of him, 770 00:37:34,113 --> 00:37:36,357 And he hurt somebody that he loves. 771 00:37:36,392 --> 00:37:37,669 I mean, these things happen. 772 00:37:37,703 --> 00:37:40,603 I think we can forgive that, don't you? 773 00:37:42,570 --> 00:37:44,745 - Yeah. Yeah. 774 00:37:44,779 --> 00:37:46,678 I guess. - Yeah. 775 00:37:46,712 --> 00:37:48,404 - And once again... 776 00:37:48,438 --> 00:37:51,545 The city is safe! 777 00:37:51,579 --> 00:37:55,100 [both laughing] 778 00:37:55,134 --> 00:37:57,413 Why is that so funny? 779 00:37:57,447 --> 00:37:59,622 That's what-- that's what they say. 780 00:38:45,530 --> 00:38:49,154 - This used to be our house, james. 781 00:38:49,188 --> 00:38:53,641 I never wanted you gone. I wanted you back. 782 00:38:53,676 --> 00:38:56,437 I miss my partner. 783 00:38:56,472 --> 00:39:00,648 And now, because of this... 784 00:39:00,683 --> 00:39:03,064 We're connected forever. 785 00:39:05,653 --> 00:39:07,414 Maybe you knew that would happen. 786 00:39:07,448 --> 00:39:10,071 Maybe that's why you put it in my pocket. 787 00:39:12,211 --> 00:39:15,007 Hmm? 788 00:39:27,088 --> 00:39:28,987 - "hello, arthur. 789 00:39:29,021 --> 00:39:32,508 "if you're reading this, it's probable that I'm gone. 790 00:39:32,542 --> 00:39:34,648 "do you remember this watch? 791 00:39:34,682 --> 00:39:36,615 "we used to argue over it. 792 00:39:36,650 --> 00:39:38,652 "I think you should have it. 793 00:39:38,686 --> 00:39:40,757 "good luck, old friend. 794 00:39:40,792 --> 00:39:43,864 I imagine you're going to need it." 795 00:39:43,898 --> 00:39:47,074 - I suppose we could chat from time to time... 796 00:39:47,108 --> 00:39:49,179 If that's even possi-- 797 00:39:56,186 --> 00:39:59,500 Or not. 798 00:40:04,540 --> 00:40:05,679 [drawer closes] 799 00:40:06,783 --> 00:40:09,545 - Hey, Leena. 800 00:40:09,579 --> 00:40:11,892 It could have easily been me. 801 00:40:11,926 --> 00:40:14,204 MacPherson could have stuck the pearl of wisdom in my ear 802 00:40:14,239 --> 00:40:16,897 And turned me into his little stooge. 803 00:40:16,931 --> 00:40:18,933 - Yes, he could have. 804 00:40:18,968 --> 00:40:20,590 - He was a... 805 00:40:20,625 --> 00:40:23,697 Big, fat jerk who sucked. 806 00:40:23,731 --> 00:40:25,733 - Thank you, Claudia. 807 00:40:25,768 --> 00:40:28,840 - Hey, did Myka mention the, uh...? 808 00:40:28,874 --> 00:40:30,048 - Yeah. I'm just gonna shelf this, 809 00:40:30,082 --> 00:40:31,808 And I'll meet you over at the b&b. 810 00:40:31,843 --> 00:40:33,189 - Rock on. 811 00:40:39,160 --> 00:40:42,543 - [gasping] oh...Oh... 812 00:40:50,137 --> 00:40:53,243 Mrs. Frederic... 813 00:40:53,278 --> 00:40:55,487 You told me to let you know if I... 814 00:40:55,522 --> 00:40:58,214 I experienced anything strange. 815 00:41:05,704 --> 00:41:08,258 - Oh, come on! Just admit it was awesome! 816 00:41:08,293 --> 00:41:10,847 You know it was. - Okay, okay. 817 00:41:10,882 --> 00:41:13,781 I liked being a superhero, okay? 818 00:41:13,816 --> 00:41:15,887 I mean, I got to kick ass and save countless lives. 819 00:41:15,921 --> 00:41:18,130 Don't we kind of do that here anyway? 820 00:41:18,165 --> 00:41:20,685 - I suppose we do... Odetta. 821 00:41:20,719 --> 00:41:23,032 Uh, oona. No, oksana. 822 00:41:23,066 --> 00:41:26,691 - It's ophelia! Okay? 823 00:41:26,725 --> 00:41:28,624 Like from hamlet, yes, ophelia. 824 00:41:28,658 --> 00:41:31,558 Let the mocking commence. 825 00:41:31,592 --> 00:41:32,559 - Ophelia? 826 00:41:32,593 --> 00:41:34,871 That's-- that's kind of... 827 00:41:34,906 --> 00:41:36,873 Beautiful. 828 00:41:36,908 --> 00:41:39,013 Can "ophelia" boobies? Oh! 829 00:41:39,048 --> 00:41:41,878 [laughing] Snap! 830 00:41:41,913 --> 00:41:43,777 - Okay, so--so you-- 831 00:41:43,811 --> 00:41:46,607 Still no word from-- about your stuff, right? 832 00:41:46,642 --> 00:41:48,816 - Not a one, my ophelia. 833 00:41:48,851 --> 00:41:50,784 Nay... 834 00:41:50,818 --> 00:41:52,233 Not a one. 835 00:41:52,268 --> 00:41:56,168 - Well, come, lowly roustabout. 836 00:41:56,203 --> 00:41:57,722 [giggles] 837 00:41:57,756 --> 00:41:59,724 - Yes, my darling, and all that. - Yes. 838 00:41:59,758 --> 00:42:01,691 Okay, keep going. Keep going. 839 00:42:01,726 --> 00:42:03,037 Okay, stop. 840 00:42:03,072 --> 00:42:05,108 One, two, three. 841 00:42:05,143 --> 00:42:06,109 Ta-da! 842 00:42:06,144 --> 00:42:09,561 All: Surprise! 843 00:42:09,596 --> 00:42:12,288 - You guys! - It wasn't us. 844 00:42:12,322 --> 00:42:14,635 - It was all Myka. - She totally masterminded it. 845 00:42:14,670 --> 00:42:16,706 - Oh, you know, it's just a distraction 846 00:42:16,741 --> 00:42:18,570 Until your stuff arrives. 847 00:42:18,605 --> 00:42:20,814 But just in case it doesn't, 848 00:42:20,848 --> 00:42:25,059 Then you can start to rebuild your collection 849 00:42:25,094 --> 00:42:27,752 With this. 850 00:42:27,786 --> 00:42:31,721 - Issue 46? What, in mint condition? 851 00:42:31,756 --> 00:42:33,240 Do you know how rare this is? 852 00:42:33,274 --> 00:42:34,379 - Yeah. Yeah, actually, I do. 853 00:42:34,413 --> 00:42:36,036 You have no idea what I had to do 854 00:42:36,070 --> 00:42:37,624 To get my hands on that. 855 00:42:37,658 --> 00:42:40,212 - This calls for cookies. - Oatmeal scotchies? 856 00:42:40,247 --> 00:42:41,938 Please? Please? Uh... 857 00:42:41,973 --> 00:42:44,009 I have to apologize. 858 00:42:44,044 --> 00:42:45,839 I've been extremely distracted, 859 00:42:45,873 --> 00:42:48,773 And I'm back now. I'm back 100%. 860 00:42:48,807 --> 00:42:50,740 - 100%, huh? 861 00:42:50,775 --> 00:42:53,053 - Yeah. 120%, all right? Give me that. 862 00:42:53,087 --> 00:42:54,744 Saving your life. 863 00:42:54,779 --> 00:42:56,919 - Okay, I'd be distracted too if a ghost was chasing me. 864 00:42:56,953 --> 00:42:58,645 - No, no. How many times do I have to articulate this? 865 00:42:58,679 --> 00:42:59,749 Ghosts do not exist. 866 00:42:59,784 --> 00:43:01,717 What fools attribute to the phenomenon of ghosts 867 00:43:01,751 --> 00:43:03,201 Actually-- - Oh, my god, make it stop! 868 00:43:03,235 --> 00:43:05,617 - Not yet. I'm someone who's trying to enlighten you. 869 00:43:05,652 --> 00:43:08,240 - So do you think this feels more like home now? 870 00:43:08,275 --> 00:43:10,657 - Nah. 871 00:43:10,691 --> 00:43:12,624 It's better. 872 00:43:14,868 --> 00:43:17,871 Captioning bycaptionmax www.Captionmax.Com